The lovely Marcella can be seen on any given night of the week at the more posh bars on the square sipping her favorite drink: the ineffable Stella Artois. For those not cool enough to know what this delicious beverage is, Stella Artois is an infamously expensive and chic beer so illustrious, it is required by law to be served in its own goblet. Her love of this brew even goes so far as to have named her adorable kittywittykins Stella out of respect. Well Marcella, Cheers, Prost and L'chaim.
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