How do you like your cocaine: mild, sharp or Colby?

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested in Memphis, Tenn., and charged with hiring a hit man to help her kill four people so she could steal a brick of what turned out to be queso fresco cheese. According to police, Booth had seen the large block of crumbly, white, Mexican-cuisine cheese on a table at an acquaintance's home, thought it was a big pile of cocaine and devised an elaborate plot to return later, steal it and kill anyone in the house old enough to testify against her.