20 cc's of squirt power, stat!

Two physicians wrote glowingly of the ability of the Super Soaker Max-D 5000 squirt weapon to quickly and safely loosen severely impacted ear wax. In fact, they wrote, since the Super Soaker holds much more water than the standard equipment, using it would actually shorten patients' office visits. However, its awkward design assured that patient and doctor would be drenched by excess spray.