Dear Hangover ~
One morning a van entered a rotary (intersection with a round island in the middle) in front of my office. The driver did the circle for 20 minutes, and would still be there if the police didn't show up to administer field sobriety and breathalizer, and escort same driver off to a booking. Our workers guesses: he's trying to even out his tire tread wear, auditioning for NASCAR or must be a blonde were all wrong. He was drunk at 7:30 a.m.
Sincerely,
Going in Cirles
Dear Hangover ~
I work at Menards and the store was nice and let me come back over break. My main job is to help people move heavy things to their cars; which in the winter can get cold and tedious after a few hours. One day I was working a double shift and I was a little cranky and not paying attention. I saw a man not successfully trying to lift a large piece of plywood into the tailgate of his pick-up truck. I trudged over and said, 'Hey buddy; do you need a hand'? The man turned around and stared at my strangely. I then noticed he had a synthetic arm. As if it wasn't bad enough, when he said that he didn't need any help I repeated, 'Well, if you need a hand, let me know.'
Sincerely,
Hand in Mouth
Dear Hangover~
I work at Younker's in the cosmetics department. Since I was just a temp over winter break, my boss assigned me to be the annoying person standing with the new perfume trying to spray anyone within a two-foot radius. A group of girls came up and wanted to try out the new scent, so I sprayed them. Approximately a half an hour later the girls came back. Two of them had developed a severe rash from where the perfume was sprayed, and were breaking out in large, zitty-like welts. They were screaming at me for ruining their necks and demanded that I help them or get medical assistance. I think it's safe to say we won't be carrying that brand of perfume anymore.
Sincerely,
Cosmetic Calamity
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