When thinking of New Jersey, images of pollution and power plants often spring to mind. But Garden State citizen Dave Grossman believes NJ's new slogan should be, 'The Best Kept Secret in America.' David and his friends entertain themselves imitating the lives of their wise heroes, Harold and Kumar, by ordering Slyders?? at the White Castles in nearby ghettos. Dave also has hero-crushes on Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris and Clyde Drysdale, a famous tennis player with whom Dave had a private lesson over break.
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