Dear Hangover ~
This past week my roommate and I decorated for the holidays. We also thought it would be a good idea to clean the living room in the process. Our living room has smelled weird for about a month, but we could never find the source of the smell or cover it up with air fresheners. Well, we decided that we should throw our futon in the wash. When we flipped it over, we discovered someone had puked on the cushion and decided to flip it over instead of telling us. The worst part was that some lovely little beetles had found the puke and were eating it.
Sincerely,
Fed Up With Futons
Dear Hangover ~
I sweat. Everyone does. Therefore, this story should be taken with a grain of salt. I was in a business class in Grainger last week and we were taking a midterm. The professor came to class wearing this light blue shirt and when he began to flail his arms about (as professors do) it was really obvious that he had some bad sweaty pit stains. Now, this in itself is gross. However, when he handed out the test I noticed the front page of mine was all wet. I smelled it and immediately realized the professor had been carrying the tests under his armpit and literally leaked all over the tests.
Sincerely,
Out of Odor!
Dear Hangover~
Saturday night I went out on the town with my friends. I had way too many and had it in my mind I was going to hook up with someone. I looked around the bar and selected my victim. He was actually really cute, one thing lead to another (as things do) and we went back to his place. Now I should mention I have a very weak stomach. Well, I went in to kiss him, and immediatly regretted going home with him. The guy's breath was so bad I literally ran in the bathroom and threw up. It smelled like elephant poo mixed with moldy cheese and fish. My vomit may have been slightly alcohol- induced, but still... get a breath mint pal!
Sincerely,
Listerene Lover
A note on Badger hygiene:
We're in college
And its cool to be crusty
But brush those teeth
Apply deodorant
And get rid of that puss kid!
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