Dear Hangover ~
I was at the Iowa game having fun with thousands of other soaking wet Badger fans. The rain wasn't really too bad; I was willing to wait it out for Barry. When House of Pain came over the loudspeakers, everyone went crazy as usual. I was so into the jumping that I wasn't thinking about how the bleachers were slickly covered in rain. Halfway through the jumping, my feet flew out from under me and my head smacked on the bleachers. My friends had to drag me out of the stadium and take me to the hospital. The things I do for my Badgers.
Sincerely,
Hurting from the Loss
Dear Hangover ~
On my way to the Iowa game Saturday, my friends and I decided that we would stop and take every beer bong we could find along the way. On one of our bong stops, when it was my turn, I had someone fill up the two-story bong with a pitcher of beer. As I got into position to take the bong, my friend holding it two floors up said to take my thumb out because the foam needed to settle more. Unfortunately, the valve was open and I got a whole pitcher of beer all over my pants in a spot where you really don't want a lot of beer. Thank goodness it started raining and I wasn't the only wet person in the stadium.
Sincerely,
All Bonged Out
Dear Hangover ~
The game on Saturday was my last football game in the student section; I'm a senior graduating this May. Now, being my last game, I wanted to have as much fun as possible. And that fun was being interuppted by some Iowa fans sitting in front of us, jeering all the Badger fans. Who sold their tickets to those jerks? Anyway, during the game my friend and I overheard them talking about getting stoned in the bathroom at halftime. We went up to the police officer manning our section and told him we saw the kids sitting in front of us trying to sell drugs to other kids in the section. Lets just say, the rest of our game was Hawkeye-free!
Sincerely,
Drug-Free is the way to be!
Ode to the End of a Season:
Visitors'don't mess with us
And falling isn't fun ...
Beer Bongs are yummy
But most importantly ....
THANKS COACH!!! for a job well done!
