Today's reader lives for speed. She fancies herself a world-class shopping cart racer'the Jeff Gordon of the Target parking lot. Her room is filled with the glistening trophies she won while competing in the regional Minnesota cart circuit. She was on the road to nationals but tested positive for performance enhancing drugs'before each race she ate a pound of Hershey's chocolate, giving her a keen edge over the competition. It's a shame, too'she could've been a contender.
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