Brian's life is full of confusion. His favorite color is green, but he prefers the fall colors to summer. He likes skiing and hockey, but hates cold weather. His hatred for the cold translates to a hatred of the holiday season. One thing that has never confused Brian is that Santa is fictional. In fact, Brian will go so far as to say that Santa is a creation of the communist party. Well Brian, that would be quite a red scare.
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