After being deemed the funniest movie of the summer, Wedding Crashers cannot be viewed again (legally) until the DVD release Jan. 6, 2006. Awaiting a time when it is possible to skip the love story and engage in the hilarity that is the DVD, now seems the pertinent moment to reminisce over the lines that made audiences beg for the laughter to stop for the sake of their bursting spleen.
--'Why do I have to be in camouflage? Is the big bad quail gonna get me'?
--'I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons'?
--'... and all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip.' Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.'
--'I'm sorry I called you white trash ... and I'm sorry I called you a hillbilly. I don't even know what that means.'
--'I almost nun-chucked you, you don't even realize.'
--'You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.'
