Once upon a time, there lived Xochitl, a UW-Madison sophomore not majoring in math. She won't get to take any math classes while she's here, but that won't stop her from getting in her daily dose of quantitative reasoning. In order to keep the left side of her brain stimulated, she plans alternate routes home from class. Though this may seem easy, Xochitl tries to time it so she never has to wait for a stoplight. She may not do better than a math major on a calc exam, but you better believe she can get home faster!
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