As I was strolling along State Street, sipping my Yerba Mahte Latte in a state of half consciousness, something hit me. Men around me were wearing baseball caps. My eyes could not distinguish cute faces, as they were buried under the ugliness of hats. I could only focus on mysterious letters or the name of a beer company ornamenting fronts of caps.
Guys, lets face it; baseball caps are not flattering. It makes your forehead look like the Elephant Man, your ears can be compared to Dumbo's and the shape of your head looks like an egg. The worst is the horrible line left around your head showing just how tight that cap really is on your hair. Fashionable hats are used to ameliorate an outfit and look original. The commonality of a baseball cap kills the whole purpose.
The only acceptable excuse is having a bad or greasy hair day, but consider, for a long-term solution either changing your shampoo or getting a new hair stylist. Now, the kids that think that truckers are \in"" are wrong. ...The mesh might have been trendy a couple of months ago, but everyone who knows a minimum about fashion will be appalled if you still dare to take it out of your closet. Baseball caps make you look like a lame sports fan, a wannabe Abercrombie and Fitch model or a total has-been.
Either way, it is preferable that you drop the hat or pick up the bat.
