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Friday, November 14, 2025

Reader of the Day: Edward Scissorhands

Expert barber. Master topiary artist. Gentle automaton. Today's reader is all of the above and more. Living in an abandoned chateau in the Mansion Hill area, Edward doesn't get out much, but fit right in at Madison's yearly Halloween bash. During the other 364 days of the year, Edward is busy studying mechanical engineering and sociology while handling landscaping duties at the Madison Arboretum. Don't mistake him for his obnoxious cousin, Edward Forty-hands. He is quite bashful, and Mr. Scissorhands only drinks scotch, anyway.

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