Dear Hangover ~
I have diabetes and typically I'm supposed to watch my alcohol intake. Saturday before the Michigan game, I was having a huge house party. All my good friends were there and we were playing some flip cup and having a great time. I was talking to one of my good female friends and about to do my insulin thang when my insulin pump broke. One of my friends immediately started freaking out and hauled me off to the hospital to get some more insulin pumps. Meanwhile, my female friend was sitting in our kitchen crying because somebody told her I was out of insulin and dying. Next time, I'd like the only Saturday drama to be the football game.
Sincerely,
Insane and on Insulin
Dear Hangover ~
I was at a pregame party on Saturday with a bunch of my friends when one girl who is known for being a heinous preying mantis showed up. She spreads rumors and is incredibly materialistic; basically, Satan incarnate... we all hate her. I decided to get even for the pain she has inflicted on all my friends. When she was walking next to the driveway, another friend and I stumbled past, pretending to be more drunk than we were. In my \drunken"" state, I may have accidentally pushed her into a big pile of mud in the driveway. Eat that, psycho.
Sincerely,
Hell on Wheels
Attention all football fan victoriates: When reveling in pregame gala, make sure to be stocked up on medical supplies, and if you must get even be creative. But basically, when it comes to football games, anything goes. including condom hats and wedgies.
