Today's reader of the day is something of an enigma: a genetics major with the soul of a poet. While discussing UW-Madison's recent football victory, he started spitting scientific rhymes without warning. They went something like this: \Last Saturday's game was like a nondisjunc-shun / The Badgers got all the good chromosomes / Leaving Michigan with none."" Word.
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