As a UW-Madison senior who plans to be a PGA teaching professional, Matt Suelflow has been here for \FORE!"" years. Though he's been playing real golf for 16 years, he actually makes much more money in mini golf, averaging 42 strokes per round. When we asked him why he wants to become a pro golf instructor, Matt said that's what he always does, so he ""might as well get paid for it."" Who knew golf could be like prostitution?
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