Dan the freshman likes doing it on the bathroom floor. Sleeping, not banging. He longs for the high school days when he would wake up in the early morning and cuddle on the cold tile before school. Unfortunately, Dan hasn't found the same comforting toiletside reflection time in the southeast dorms. Maybe you should move to The Towers, Dan. Or... maybe not.
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