Whoooooooo!!!!! Yeah! Dude! St. Patricks Day! I can't believe how wasted I am! And it's totally noon! Whooo!!!
Whoa. Alright, I gotta compose myself. Seriously. Alright. OK. Alright. Alright. Whoa. OK. This beer. You've gotta try this beer. Dude. did I already tell you I'm wasted? I am so wasted! Whoooooooo!
Get this: It's Saint Patty's Day and this beer is from Ireland! How totally awesome is that? That's so awesome!
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And it's so smooth. It goes down smoother than your mom! HA! Dude... than your mom... heh. Yeah. Sigh. Yeah. Whooooo!!!!
Did I tell you I love you man? You, me and this beer. Oh man. I am so wasted.
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