Reader of the Day: Will Taylor

Here we have Will, who is seen modeling his new brand of all-hemp WillWear??. It keeps you warm in the winter, cool in the summer and, according to Will, somehow serves as a low-emission automobile fuel. You can buy a full wardrobe now for the low, low price of $119.95, and you'll never have to buy clothing again. Or gasoline. Or chickenfeed. But mostly clothing. As Will said, \Wear hemp! Don't be a wimp!"" Apparently, designing clothing doesn't grant rhyming ability.