Whether you are an alumnus of Sociology/Psychology 160, or have contemplated signing up, you'll find this column to be a weekly treat. Angela, Jessica and Lisa are teaching assistants for our campus' most popular class'that's human sexuality, of course.
They'll alternate to dish out unexpected diatribes. Among other things, expect to hear the adventures of a single sexologist, rarely mentioned great things about herpes, the incensed rebuttal of a fat woman, the out-of-date assumptions of UPS and how computer nerds benefit from football.
Jessica is from Washington, D.C. Like all East Coasters, she's loud and really obnoxious, likes to talk fast and elbows people in the ribs when they don't get out of her way in the halls of the Social Sciences building.
Lisa, the blonde, is from California and naturally carries a surfboard wherever she goes. She smells pleasingly of Tropicana suntan oil.
Angela hails from Milwaukee and can usually be found with a six-pack of Schlitz under one arm. Dr. John Delamater once said something unflattering about the Green Bay Packers, and Angela broke his jaw.
You might also be hearing from Emily,
the fourth and newest sex TA. Emily, the
third Bush daughter no one else in the family likes to talk about, was raised in Texas. You'll take her gun when you pry it from her cold, dead hands.
Prepare yourself for an entirely new
perspective on sexuality. On a weekly basis, we collectively shudder at the grossly inaccurate, otherwise uninformative, or simply ridiculous sexual lessons to which you are exposed. We can't wait to throw our collective six cents in.
