Chris Elliott the actor occasionally lucks his way into scene-stealing roles in movies such as 'Groundhog Day' and 'There's Something about Mary.' Chris Elliott the author, however, has run out of luck, because his fiction debut 'The Shroud of the Thwacker' is an easily forgettable 'Da Vinci Code' parody.
Being cooped up in the midst of the snowstorm of the year was too much to handle for the six to eight horses that broke free from their lodgings and ' ¦
A day-long snowstorm resulted in the cancellation of all UW-Madison evening classes Thursday, as five to seven inches of snow buried the campus. UW-Madison Interim Provost Virginia Sapiro cancelled classes ' ¦
As most of us neared the end of our high school careers, we had become proficient bubble fillers on Scantrons. One of my memorable white-and-green Scantron tests was supposed to ' ¦'
Gov. Jim Doyle issued a dose of extra funding to fight methamphetamine abuse and its chilling effects in northwestern Wisconsin Thursday. According to a release, Assembly Bill 213 allocated a ' ¦
This weekend, Feb. 17-19: What: The Stinky Cheese Man Where: The Overture When: Friday, 7 p.m. How much: $15 The Skinny: The Overture converts one of the greatest books of ' ¦'
The 2006 NCAA Men's Frozen Four, hosted by the University of Wisconsin and set to take place this year at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, will have some added flavor ' ¦
With 'Final Destination 3,' James Wong steps back into the driver seat of the franchise and attempts to resurrect it from the depths to which it traveled in the last installment. Unfortunately for him, instead of a new and creative idea for a horror film and a cast of high school heartthrobs, Wong was handed a done-to-death idea and a slew of the WB's second-teamers.
Sitting in the dimly lit study room during finals week is a girl frantically searching through her bag, her brown hair falling in front of her face as she desperately ' ¦
Bret Bielema will make his head coaching debut when Wisconsin opens the 2006 season against Bowling Green at Cleveland Browns Stadium Sept. 2, according to a UW release Thursday disclosing ' ¦
In the absence of an al-Qaida skeleton team or a nefarious crew of 'Axis of Evil' athletes, the 2006 Torino Olympic Games will probably not include any political-athletic upsets akin ' ¦'
As the snow accumulation rose to over five inches Thursday, many had difficulty traveling across campus. Workers from the UW-Madison Physical Plant, who are responsible for campus snow removal, cleared ' ¦
Although most UW-Madison students are comfortably familiar with the surrounding campus area, many have never seen the city's troubled Allied Drive neighborhood. But tonight at 9 p.m., Mayor Dave Cieslewicz ' ¦
State lawmakers addressed the ramifications of the Taxpayer Protection Amendment before the Joint Finance Committee Wednesday, a proposal some experts say could greatly affect the UW System. According to UW-Madison ' ¦
Today's ROD could be mistaken for a mean man when he says that you, your band or your mother suck. However, Paul explains that his standards are simply so high ' ¦'
UW-Madison students and university officials held the first meeting of a committee designed to reevaluate the status of Limited Term Employees at Memorial Union and Union South, according to a ' ¦
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Following the recent incarceration of former state Senate Majority Leader Chuck Chvala, D-Madison, some lawmakers believe politicians and big business executives need to be held to higher standards of accountability. ' ¦
Q: I have high blood pressure and have tried reducing my salt intake, but it hasn't helped very much. Is there anything else I can do to lower it? A: ' ¦'
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