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All articles featured in The Beet are creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional pieces. They are fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.
While the University of Wisconsin-Madison campus seemed to be frozen in time — and ice — throughout the duration of winter break, the news never stopped to sleep nor admire the snow. Here are four stories you may have missed during this past month off campus.
After the U.S. Supreme Court upheld a law Friday requiring TikTok’s parent company, ByteDance, to sell the app’s American assets in order to keep operating in the United States, access to the app was restricted. The forced social media break was short-lived, however, as TikTok access in the U.S. was reinstated a mere 12 hours later.
The Vault always stood out to me as a fashion-forward club focused on art and clothing. Don't get me wrong, it had all of those things. But I soon realized it was so much deeper than that.
As 2025 begins, many have set resolutions for the new year. As a 20-year-old college student, I’ve decided 2025 is going to be a year of intentional spending.
Winter break is a great time to spend time with friends and family, decompress from final exams and enjoy the holiday season. But beginning a new semester can be difficult, and the cold weather certainly does not help.
Alliant Energy announced on Dec. 4, the Columbia Energy Center will continue coal operation through 2029 after saying its coal burning units would be removed by 2024 and later delaying the date to 2026.
The Wisconsin Badgers men’s hockey team (9-12-1) fell to the Michigan State Spartans (17-2-1) in overtime on Saturday night at the Frozen Confines. The Badgers were one of four men's hockey teams that traveled to Chicago for a chance to play in the Frozen Confines: Big Ten Hockey Series.
A few weeks ago, the Wisconsin Badgers men’s basketball team learned firsthand the damage that dual seven-footers can do to a team.
The No. 11 Wisconsin men’s basketball team couldn’t keep their spark alive Tuesday night to beat the Michigan Wolverine in a hard battle, falling 67-64.
All articles featured in The Beet are creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional pieces. They are fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.
All articles featured in The Beet are creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional pieces. They are fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.
For many women on campus who voted for Vice President Kamala Harris, the next few days were filled with anxiety, worry and a decision to get an intrauterine device.
Success: the word that haunts every walk of life. But what does it really mean? Does “being successful” mean graduating from Harvard University, growing up wealthy and owning a house in the Hamptons? Maybe. But in my wise 20 years of life, I’ve discovered that success has a different meaning to everyone.
Content warning: This article contains mention of sexual assault and violence.
Flashback to September 2022, my freshman year of college, when I planned to obtain a biology degree, go to medical school and become a doctor. I was fixed on this path, thinking I was a failure if I did anything else.
The Badgers men’s basketball team is off to a surprising 8-0 start to begin the year and are currently ranked No. 11 in the most recent AP Poll.
It’s been six years since the “Walmart Yodel Kid” stole the internet’s hearts, and now Mason Ramsey has grown up, redefining the limits of oldies and country music in his debut album, “I’ll See You In My Dreams” and his “Falls Into Place” tour.
The University of Wisconsin-Madison reinstated a sex education module after removing the module on Oct. 16, 2024 because an inquiry from conservative student newspaper, The Madison Federalist revealed the module contained a link to an adult film award site, the Feminist Porn Awards.
University of Wisconsin-Madison assistant professor of trumpet Jean Laurenz created “DESCENDED,” a multimedia show of chamber music, theatrical performance and film that played at the Memorial Union Black Box theater on Oct. 19 and 20.