Elon Musk took a Gold Card out of his ass and gave it to me!
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All articles featured in The Beet are creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional pieces. They are fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.
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Over 40 years ago, Shedd Farley’s parents, Linda and Gene Farley, moved to Verona, Wisconsin from Colorado and settled on a 108-acre plot of land that today is known as the Linda and Farley Center for Peace, Justice and Sustainability.
Rosenholm Dairy owner John Rosenow has been hiring immigrants from Mexico for over 25 years, and he said they get the job done.
Marcela Montoya Kcam isn’t new to change.
Madison immigrant organizations are taking extra steps to protect their clients who are increasingly concerned about their legal rights in the wake of recent federal and state action targeting undocumented immigrants.
The Wisconsin Badgers women’s hockey team is set to take on familiar foe and defending national champion the Ohio State Buckeyes at 3 p.m. in Minneapolis Sunday afternoon.
Mel and Michael Ohlinger left their corporate jobs after struggling to juggle taking care of their newborn baby and both of them having to work.
All Voting is Local, an independent organization, and partners held a panel Monday to discuss current legislation regarding voting rights in Wisconsin, including the proposed constitutional amendment which would enshrine requiring photo ID to vote into the state’s constitution.
Wisconsin’s incumbent State Superintendent Jill Underly and education consultant Brittany Kinser discussed their positions on education funding, school choice and student performance at a candidate forum Wednesday.
Ahead of last November's election, the University of Wisconsin-Madison College Democrats and College Republicans campaigned on abortion rights and public safety, respectively. Now, with the April 1 Wisconsin Supreme Court election weeks away, both organizations told The Daily Cardinal their campaigning tactics have largely stayed the same.
American sports fans are no strangers to grand spectacles. From the roar of NFL stadiums to the nail-biting drama of NBA playoffs, the United States knows how to put on a show.
At a Senate Committee on Health public hearing on Feb. 12, teacher Sarah Wright explained that when she had abdominal surgery at UnityPoint Health’s Meriter Hospital in 2009, she wasn’t told that she would be subjected to pelvic exams.
“Mayhem,” Lady Gaga’s seventh studio album released March 7, is as much a return to the artist’s roots as it is a departure into new territory.
Conservative political commentator and author Heather Mac Donald condemned diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) efforts on college campuses nationwide at a Center for Research on the Wisconsin Economy event Thursday.
The April 1 spring election is less than a month away, with key statewide races for state superintendent and the Wisconsin Supreme Court on the ballot. Here’s what you need to do in order to get out and vote in Wisconsin.
As spring comes to a head, Dane County Parks has made updates and improvements to local parks to make them more suitable for students and the community.
Brent Plisch, who has served as University of Wisconsin-Madison’s interim chief of police since February 2024, officially became UWPD’s new chief on Sunday, marking a career milestone as he celebrates 20 years with the department.
Unphased by intensity and unwilling to fear the Big Ten’s top-ranked team, Wisconsin put all its chips in on Saturday afternoon, defeating the Michigan State Spartans 77-74 in an action-packed, back-and-forth, undeniably March-feeling ballgame. The Wisconsin Badgers men’s basketball team is moving on to the Big Ten Tournament Championship.
Lawmakers debated a Republican-backed bill Wednesday that would bar minors from receiving gender-affirming care, drawing backlash from LGBTQ+ advocates and community members.