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New bros embrace as a shocked onlooker realizes the country’s impending doom.

A local newly-superior mallard aspires to be the scourge of humanity.

Pictured here are some of the lesser-scoring results from the Political Science department’s poll on what is causing all misfortune in the world.

Washington is ablaze with mixed yet respectful emotions between former sworn enemies following McCain’s passing last week.

Yankee’s new scent features real photos of the fire as it ravaged the factory.

Walker’s employees spent a lot of taxpayer dollars searching for the cutest kitty.

A "Get Out of Jail Free" card found in a pile of puke outside of Kollege Klub by Cardinal correspondents

If one looks closely, the faint metallic glow can be seen in Zucc’s eyes.

The tool of ultimate distraction and inevitable GPA decimation.

Mr. Bolton reminds us that it's never too late to follow your severely underpaid dreams.

Paul Ryan isn't crying. He doesn't know why you would think that. You jerk.

Evidence recovered by UWPD from the scene revealed the true life of living in Lakeshore.

Two girls pause to take a selfie as they plunge to their untimely deaths.

Madison local Generic White Person pictured identifying with Staples’ music.

The death of Vine meant the death of life as we know it.

Spielberg the Great needs your praise to survive. It makes him stronger.

A proposed logo for Amazon’s latest surveillance technolo- oops, we mean, Amazon’s latest convenience service.

Odysseus pictured rolling his eyes while speaking of his home country.

A more accurate description of Olive Garden’s cultural authenticity.

Trump's avatar pictured embezzling coins and insulting children.