Zodiac inspired Halloween costumes: Almanac Edition
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
If you’re an Aquarius, your easy-going nature and humanitarian vision screams for you to dress
up in all tie dye and wear no shoes. Just make sure you don’t cut your feet on the ridiculous
amount of glass on Madison sidewalks.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
If you’re a Pisces, you are the most emotional and empathetic of the signs. You’re also a
hopeless romantic so get yourself a pair of wings and a bow and arrow and go as cupid!
Aries (March 21- April 19)
If you’re an Aries, you are the most fiery and dangerous of the signs. You’re also a major asshole
sometimes so go as a devil.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
Since you’re a Taurus you’re probably really outdoorsy and annoyingly stubborn making you a
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
As a Gemini you’re already probably a two-faced snake, making Medusa the IDEAL costume for
Cancer (June 21- July 22)
Cancer, you should definitely go as a baby it shouldn’t be too hard since all you do is cry. Maybe
bring a pacifier just in case.
Leo (July 23- August 22)
Since you make everything about you anyway, you could definitely pull off a great princess
costume. Bonus points if you can get your friends to go as peasants.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)
You’re already super organized and judgmental making a perfect costume for you one of 2020’s
favorite characters: a Karen. Get yourself an annoyingly expensive haircut and harass your
friends all night for drinking too much because you deserve it.
Libra (September 23- October 22)
If you’re a Libra, you’re very fair AND an intellectual, meaning you can only really go as one
Thing — a supreme court judge — so get out your robe and collar and prepare to make a lot of people
angry. If all goes well, you’ll be exercising your rights under Roe v. Wade the morning after ;)
Scorpio (October 23- November 21)
If you’re a Scorpio, you’re super intense, and according to my roommate, a sex god, so naturally
you’d make a great playboy bunny. Get your slut on queen.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
You should definitely go for a rave look, you probably already party a ton so you shouldn’t have
to shop a lot for it.
Capricorn (December 22- January 19)
If you’re a Capricorn, you’re usually super money-oriented and controlling, making you the
perfect Melania Trump — get that bag sis!