—All of the beautiful construction cranes.
—Six Moocho accounts and an infinite amount of coupon books.
—Having a decent shot at playing quarterback for the football team.
—New Fake I.D., ah, shoot, Chasers bouncers just took it.
—Fuck-buddies carry over semesters, right?
—New hobby collecting Melvin Gordon’s shed dreds.
—All of the fun and excitement of a super-super-super-super-duper senior year.
—A promising intramural croquet season.
—Better Tinder scene than Pulaski.
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