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Tuesday, July 08, 2025

Campus Wordsmiths: booger sugar isn’t as sweet as your dying dreams

These lines find nothing about graduation ceremonies nostalgic

Proper names recited at unfamiliar peers arouses no new pride

Most people are shitty

Not objectively

Not to Jesus

These lines just think so

These lines resurrect deteriorating bodies

Joints moving out of pure resentment

Jonesing for a break

These lines mean nothing to someone shouting derogatories

Separate their marrow from bone

Oppressors be gone be gone be gone be gone

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These lines supply life to their owner

Pump sanity through veins

Circulate them yourself

Carve the same goosebump moguls as me

These lines refuse all underwear

Free free free free free

These lines reflect an average creator

Cry during dope-fueled dreams of becoming old

And need thick glasses in order to read

These lines don’t fuck with public opinion

Seized popularity knows

Coolness kills real things

These lines told the president they’re not a man

These lines brand cigarette burns on your hand

These lines hope evil never finds a way

These lines remember

These lines make you

Feel

Something

Again

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