Hey, all! If you, like me, don’t have a significant other or an adorable puppy to snuggle with today, then follow me as I live-tweet Valentine’s Day.
@SarahO
Hot date with Sean T. this morning. Nothing like max-interval plyo to get you in the mood. #Insanity #vday2013.
@SarahO
No, #vday does not stand for Venereal Disease Day.
@SarahO
Showered and brushed my hair. Someone better ask me on a date today #justsayin.
@SarahO
If only we exchanged valentines and candy in lecture like we did in 2nd grade. I’d be up about 200 pieces of candy.
@SarahO
RT @shitgirlssay: I love being single.
@SarahO
Best day ever: Parents sent #vday card with beer money and iTunes gift card #winning #ghettobeats.
@SarahO
#Vdaydrinkinggame Take a shot every time you see someone with flowers.
@SarahO
I think #vday is going to get a beating in this #GWS discussion—love is a social construct? #buzzword.
@SarahO
@Pontifex is in a relationship with the Catholic Church, and it’s complicated with 14 days to go. Should he still buy flowers?
@SarahO
TEXT ME INFREQUENTLY #candyheartrejects.
@SarahO
Candy hearts taste like chalk. Why do they even make these?
@SarahO
If you see a girl crying on #vday, chug a sympathy beer #vdaydrinkinggame.
@SarahO
Prof. gives dating advice: It’s better to be alone than miserable #vday2013.
@SarahO
Fall Out Boy is back together just in time for #vday2013. My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark and they liked it. It was hott.
@SarahO
Dinner and a movie with myself. At least @JimmyJohn knows what I like—number 1, no tomato, EZ mayo.
@SarahO
Treating myself to a Jimmy Cookie! #splurge #vday2013.
@SarahO
Sarah OOOOOHHHH!! in da hoouusse.
@SarahO
Watching the movie “Valentine’s Day” on #vday. Take a drink for every bf @TaylorSwift has had since Taylor Lautner, including the #Kennedy.
@SarahO
#MyWorstVDayDate was a double date. The other couple fought the whole time while we laughed and played cards.
@SarahO
#Vdaydrinkinggame Take a drink for every former valentine.
@SarahO
Excited for discount #vday candy at Walgreens tomorrow.
@SarahO
The roommate’s having #vday sex with her bf. @HelenCWhiteUW wanna hang? #sexiled #dormprobs.
@SarahO
I am beginning to make peace with myself and feel content waiting for someone amazing, and that’s enough #vday2013.
@SarahO
#Vdaydrinkinggame Bottoms up if you’re still single at the end of #vday2013! #YOLO
How was your #vday? Tweet at Sarah at @seolson5.
