On Friday, Jen read The DC and was excited to read a weed bar would be opening in Madison. She was heartbroken when someone pointed out the words April Fool's Issue.\ A proud germaphobic, Jen layers toilet paper on every can she sits on because she has ""no idea where people's asses have been."" Jen washes her hands at least 25 times a day— not just to cleanse her body, but also her soul. She hates feet, the way her roommate says ""Chipotle"" and that she can only fill in four words in crossword puzzles.
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