In 1634, Munich, Germany lived up to its slogan Munich Likes You.\ Munich sent a note to Dusseldorf asking, ""Do you like me? Circle yes, no, maybe."" Unfortunately, Dusseldorf was already dating Frankfurt and Munich was heartbroken.
On the rebound, the Paulaner brewery in Munich decided the real path to happiness was making other people happy, so they started Hefe-Weizen, or natural wheat beer.
A sweet, malty flavor leaves the drinker with a warm fuzzy taste—perfect for those lonely nights after your bitch girlfriend cheats on you with that guy from the Laundromat. So drink your sorrows away with Hefe-Weizen.\
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