Reader of the day: Ian Viney

Though Ian's hometown of Baraboo, Wisconsin might be famous as the birthplace of Ringling Brothers circus, Ian swears he isn't just some clown. Ian used to have a fro reminiscent of Carrot Top that he didn't cut for almost two years. In a town where clowns are glorified, neighborhood idiots dubbed Ian and his huge red afro many nicknames, but the most infamous was Bozo. Though he succumbed to cutting his hair over break, Ian has vowed to grow it back and spread the old-school style all over Madison.