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Sunday, January 17, 2021

Anupras Mohapatra


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Confused tourist racks up big hotel bill as he smashes all clocks in his room after clocks did not fall back as he expected

An unhinged tourist from a faraway land was found shaking violently in his hotel room, as broken glass was strewn all over the floor. There had been multiple murders — not of people, but of clocks. He sat there, looking ever so viciously at the damage he had done, slowly regaining his composure as hotel staff barged into his room, prepared for this moment by all the occasions they disregarded “Do Not Disturb” signs in their day-to-day work.

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