Lead thoughtful discussion about the far-reaching and long-lasting effects of the comment from Chris Rock and the subsequent slap from Will Smith
“You must not rush decisions that are important to you, for the wrong decision could lead to catastrophe.”
“My opinions are grounded in facts and logic, not books.”
“Those who flew down to Florida will have to wear the ‘That’ll let them boys know you’re still daddy’s little girl’ device for upwards of two months.”
Why in THE WORLD does “slip” transform to “slippery” and not “slippy?”
“Alright, fuck it — we’re doing crypto.”
Sources say the reason they didn’t intervene is because they “wanted to see where this thing goes.”
Demand for the McDonald’s sandwich may be endangering the future of the species
“I went with Marlboros because that’s what they smoke on ‘Mad Men.’”
Geraldine will not be sitting in a cushy office in Bascom Hall.
The new information comes as no surprise to anyone with a Twitter account.
Putin was reportedly embarrassed to such a degree that he is heavily considering a complete withdrawal from Ukraine.
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Nothing says “dominance” like invading an innocent country that takes pride in its sunflowers.
“If it’s not in the form of one of those cute slideshows on Instagram, I don’t want it.”
Sources reported that Bucky and Duo were stumbling down State Street, paw in wing, haphazardly pushing unsuspecting students off the sidewalk.
After noticing a lack of gargoyle presence on campus, students are calling for the creatures to be atop every building.