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(02/14/22 8:00am)
Kwik Trip is a staple in just about every Wisconsinite’s life. Whether it be glazers, BBQ rib sandwiches or more gasoline to make it to the next Kwik Trip, one would be extremely hard-pressed to find a local who hasn’t stepped foot in a single location.
(02/09/22 6:14pm)
The full list of 2022 Oscar nominees was released on Tuesday and contained few surprises, as Paul Thomas Anderson’s “Licorice Pizza” and Denis Villeneuve’s “Dune” — also known as “that time we all paid $15 and quietly sat in the dark for three hours to see Zendaya for seven minutes” — topped the list of Best Picture nominees.
(02/08/22 4:02pm)
Football fans around the country were pleasantly surprised when the Los Angeles Rams and Cincinnati Bengals pulled off close wins to advance to Super Bowl LVI. After years of blue-chip teams, people can either root for a team that was successfully sued by its own fans and the city of St. Louis or a place that’s known for making chili with spaghetti and being just over 100 miles from the hometown of Guy Fieri — a Las Vegas Raiders fan.
(02/04/22 1:07am)
Over the last two months, a mischief of mice has emerged in The Daily Cardinal office. During this period, the rodents have received reactions ranging from abject fear to calls for them to become office pets.
(02/03/22 8:05am)
Following days of speculation, Tom Brady officially announced his retirement from the National Football League on Tuesday.
(02/03/22 8:00am)
It came as no surprise last Thursday when quarterback Ben Roethlisberger retired from the National Football League after 18 years, all of which were spent with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Most beloved athletes retire to preserve their health or to spend more time with their families. In this case, it’s not the human family that’s being prioritized. Rather, Big Ben is opting to take advantage of the possibility of having more quality time with the birds that live in his nest-like beard.
(02/01/22 8:00am)
Campus morale was high on Sunday after the Wisconsin men's basketball team defeated Minnesota by a score of 66-60. After an afternoon of celebration, just before midnight, a restful night of sleep was evaded when Camp Randall’s fire alarm went off. Following hours of speculation, it is now known that the alarm was set off after Bucky Badger forgot to take the traditional post-win gopher he planned to eat out of the oven, filling the air with smoke.
(02/03/22 8:00am)
After over a year of online classes taken in the privacy of one’s own home, University of Wisconsin-Madison students have had to readjust to using public bathrooms — an intimidating task for the shy poopers among us. A semester later, university officials responded to student concerns by installing speakers to play “Tubthumping,” Chumbawamba’s 1997 hit, in all campus bathrooms.
(01/27/22 11:00am)
The beginning of the spring semester at the University of Wisconsin-Madison is not something that students and faculty alike tend to look forward to. Whether it be the slippery sidewalks or the simple fact that winter break is now over, there’s something for everyone to hate. However, there is one issue that causes panic among the entire student community — professors not publishing their courses on Canvas by the first day of class.
(01/24/22 11:00am)
Pope Francis made headlines earlier this month after making the claim that those who choose to have pets instead of more – or any – children are “selfishly” doing so at the expense of further continuation of life.
(01/27/22 11:00am)
Millions of people were saddened on New Year’s Eve by the untimely death of Betty White. Born in 1922 and first appearing on television in 1949, it seemed as though America’s Golden Girl had been rewarded for her humor and generosity with complete immortality.
(12/02/21 1:00pm)
Santa Claus has never been known for his slim physique. While the health conscious often reach for green juice and protein bars, Santa opts for milk and cookies. Still, after nearly 2000 years, Kringle has managed not to veer out of the obese category. However, after rumblings of an elf-union potentially forming, Claus opted to replace his staff with the Keebler elves, resulting in a significant weight gain and the decision to have liposuction.
(12/02/21 12:00pm)
Welcome back to Soda Talk with Nick, Mackenzie and Gillian. They discuss Thanksgiving, the Omicron variant, the verb “transform,” South Park, the normalization of mass shootings, college basketball and whether the Beatles are overrated. To see more content from the Daily Cardinal's Almanac section, go here: www.dailycardinal.com/section/almanac. If you're interested in writing for the almanac or want to yell at us, DM us on Twitter @SodaTalkPod.
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(11/23/21 2:00pm)
University of Wisconsin-Madison students were able to take a breath last week as midterms officially came to a close. Evidently, roughly three tenths of a second into said breath, professors all around campus decided that it was time to work together to ensure that each student had at least three ten-page papers, two projects and other busy work due within the next week.
(11/11/21 1:00pm)
Since his election in 2010, Senator Ron Johnson has enjoyed his cushy career of being the lava-hot pizza cheese stuck to the roof of Wisconsin’s mouth.
(11/10/21 7:10pm)
Welcome back to Soda Talk with Nick and Mackenzie. They learn about temperature conversions, ruminate on the future, unpack the Aaron Rodgers saga, assess Sesame Street characters, discuss rushing the field and preview the Badger basketball season. To see more content from the Daily Cardinal's Almanac section, go here: www.dailycardinal.com/section/almanac. If you're interested in writing for the almanac or want to yell at us, DM us on Twitter @SodaTalkPod.
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(11/05/21 11:00am)
Nick and Mackenzie are back for another episode. They discuss Halloween movies, the Virginia election, Kohl’s Cash, the best sub sandwich shops, Mason Crosby, and dilf updates. Also, wtf even is a Hawkeye? To see more content from the Daily Cardinal's Almanac section, go here: www.dailycardinal.com/section/almanac. If you're interested in writing for the almanac or want to yell at us, DM us on Twitter @SodaTalkPod.
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(11/04/21 12:00pm)
Since the Pfizer vaccine was approved last winter, billions of people around the world have decided to get the jab. However, many Americans continue to refuse to be vaccinated against COVID-19 due to concerns that the research done by scientists just isn’t up to snuff in comparison to that done by random bloggers or podcast host and Ultimate Fighting Championship color commentator Joe Rogan.
(10/21/21 12:00pm)
The NBA’s two biggest trade targets are now off the market. After weeks to months of contention for the respective players, Kyrie Irving and Ben Simmons have been traded to the Flint Tropics.
(10/15/21 5:49pm)
Nick and Mackenzie are back with another episode of Soda Talk. We talk the curd burger, preview the Cardinal-H*rald flag football faceoff, discuss the Becky Blank news, propose some infrastructure solutions and play some hot dog trivia. Editing help from Michael Kuhn. To see more content from the Daily Cardinal's Almanac section, go here: www.dailycardinal.com/section/almanac. If you're interested in writing for the almanac or want to yell at us, DM us on Twitter @SodaTalkPod.
Almanac content is creative, satirical and/or entirely fictional. This content is fully intended as such and should not be taken seriously as news.