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Valentine's Day Cards 2014
Valentine's Day is almost upon us. (Friday, FYI). This year, instead of falling into cliches that put pressure on couples who might believe this day to be most important, throw singles into a metaphorical pit of despair and give everyone in between anxiety attacks, it's time to get real. These are real Valentines I will be giving out this year, from the bottom of my heart. If one speaks to you please cut along the dashed line and attach a doily and some glitter. Should I work for Hallmark?
Valentine's Day Cards 2014
Mifflin 2013
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Tip 4: Phone a friend for better advice than this.
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Tip 3: Openly communicate when she clearly doesn't understand your passive aggression.
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Tip 2: Use passive aggression when applicable. Accidentally make messes where messes can be made.
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Tip 1: To prevent bedtime convos, respond to everything she says with a quote from the Bible and avoid eye contact.
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Tip 4: Talk about all your girlfriend's qualities you admire, like her sense of humor, her knack for the Cryptoquip or the size of her brains.
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Tip 3: Talking about politics can be a mine field, so just say you support everything.
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Tip 2: Bring them a gift to show you respect their wisdom and vitality.
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You're 23 and you finally have your first real live girlfriend, and she wants to take you home to meet the folks. Although it can be intimidating, by being thoughtful, showering regularly and following these easy steps, her parents will love you oh so much.
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Tip 4: Accidentally elect the cause president with a viral media campaign during an election year, which is okay because misinformation is better than no information at all.
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Tip 3: With said group, organize a .2 K walk or just walk down State Street to make the public aware of how much more you care about fighting the cause than they do.
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Tip 2: Join Visible Public Interest Home-Grown FauxPro Action League 2012 to be a legitimate change that you’re fighting for.
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There’s so much pain and suffering in the world, but you’re taking 16 credits this semester and you’re not sure what the word “paternalism” means. How can you find time in your busy schedule to do some good in a way that takes the least
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Tip 4: If he’s a new tenant in your building and you already introduced yourself, it’s socially acceptable to sneak into his room and politely ask to sleep in his bed.
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Tip 3: If he’s wealthier than you and your social circles don’t mix, hide in some nature and admire him from afar.
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Tip 2: If you think you’re too plain looking, make your face funnier.
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We’ve all been there.