<![CDATA[The Daily Cardinal - Page Two RSS]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/se/the-daily-cardinal-page-two-rss-1.302770 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:08:23 -0400 en <![CDATA[Dontcha know Wisconsin is da best, huh?]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/dontcha-know-wisconsin-is-da-best-huh-1.1268230

By: Erin Kay Van Pay



I’ve lived in Wisconsin my entire life, save for the two unfortunate months my family resided in the Cat-Skinning Region of southern Illinois, and I am damn proud to be a Wisconsinite. Recently, I have come to think that perhaps my undying love for ...

]]> 1.1268230 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:37:50 -0400 <![CDATA[The major-ly kick-ass spring break workout]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/the-major-ly-kick-ass-spring-break-workout-1.1267275

By: Bonnie Gleicher



Spring Break. The big ol’ SB. Could also stand for Sun Burns, Sexy Bods, or Skimpy Bikinis. And sometimes, to our dismay, (dun dun dunnn)—Sagging Bums. For the few that are venturing to the tropics for spring break, the next two weeks herald t...

]]> 1.1267275 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 22:14:25 -0400 <![CDATA[Chile ayuda a Chile]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/chile-ayuda-a-chile-1.1267266

By: Andrea Perins



Como todos sabemos, un terremoto de 8,8 grados azotó Chile hace unas semanas, atormentando a todo el país y dejando mas de 500 muertos atrás.  A pesar de los grandes daños, especialmente en Concepción, donde toda la...

]]> 1.1267266 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 22:06:42 -0400 <![CDATA[Feces, fellatio, fidelity and funky discharge: A fearsome foursome]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/feces-fellatio-fidelity-and-funky-discharge-a-fearsome-foursome-1.1265867

By: Erica Andrist



This is a tough question for me to ask, but I am very concerned my boyfriend is cheating on me. He is always busy lately, and when we do hang out, he always seems distracted or angry...I don’t have any real evidence that he’s cheating, but I j...

]]> 1.1265867 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:59:48 -0500 <![CDATA[Searching for fun with Google predictions]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/searching-for-fun-with-google-predictions-1.1265863

By: Andrew Lahr



Why hasn’t Larry King died yet? Why haven’t I shit in four days? How big was the fattest person who has ever lived? How deep underwater do you need to swim before your ears implode? He’s only 76, a low-fiber diet, 1,225 pounds and pretty...

]]> 1.1265863 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:56:27 -0500 <![CDATA[Nine movie remakes inspired by UW-Madison]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/nine-movie-remakes-inspired-by-uw-madison-1.1263778

By: Jon Spike



It seems like every year around February or March people make the claim that it’s the worst time of year. I’ve heard everything: burnout from school, the not-quite-winter-but-not-quite-spring weather, winter sports winding down, and even that ...

]]> 1.1263778 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:57:55 -0500 <![CDATA[New Beer Thursday--Rising Moon Spring Ale]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/new-beer-thursday-rising-moon-spring-ale-1.1263773

By: Kathy Dittrich



Blue Moon’s spring seasonal Rising Moon has hit liquor store shelves in an attempt to capitalize on drinkers lured in by the beer’s suggestion of winter’s end, warmer weather and Terrace music. However, Rising Moon’s emphasis on &l...

]]> 1.1263773 Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:54:29 -0500 <![CDATA[Babies and pregnant women are repulsive]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/babies-and-pregnant-women-are-repulsive-1.1261646

By: Jillian Levy



Sometimes I wonder if my girly wiring is a little off. Instead of melting my heart and making my uterus glow with warmth, every time I look at a baby, I feel my arteries tighten and waves of nausea crash through my body. Seeing pregnant women is even wors...

]]> 1.1261646 Tue, 9 Mar 2010 20:43:41 -0500 <![CDATA[The Deer Cardinal--Week 8]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/the-deer-cardinal-week-8-1.1261635

By: The Daily Cardinal

Madison's favorite half-deer, half-cardinal dispenses advice on a variety of topics

Deer Cardinal— I’m trapped in a burning house and the smoke is piling up! I used to remember this helpful acronym they taught us in elementary school. I think it was stop, drop and something, but I can’t remember the last step! PLEASE HE...

]]> 1.1261635 Tue, 9 Mar 2010 20:40:12 -0500 <![CDATA[Campus Briefs]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/campus-briefs-1.1261627

By: Kevin Slane and Phil Vesselinovitch

The best in fake news delivered in briefs for your reading pleasure

Girl walking home wearing frat boy’s sweatpants ‘isn’t fooling anyone,’ sources say Christie Mathews insists that she and well-known womanizer Nick Jackson are simply “study buddies” after being questioned by reporters ...

]]> 1.1261627 Tue, 9 Mar 2010 20:36:54 -0500 <![CDATA[Honest résumé for your future applications]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/honest-resume-for-your-future-applications-1.1259923

By: Erin Kay Van Pay



Potential employee #G3045 Address: Mostly at Brothers Bar & Grill Phone Number: 608-555-5555, but be sure to identify yourself as a prospective employer upon my answering, otherwise I may pick up by saying “talk to me” like in “Full ...

]]> 1.1259923 Mon, 8 Mar 2010 21:01:22 -0500 <![CDATA[Group projects bring out worst in people]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/group-projects-bring-out-worst-in-people-1.1258610

By: Kevin Slane


Every year, I sign up for more classes than I need to. I never take 18 credits, but I like to shop around syllabuses to get a feel for what classes I might find intellectually stimulating. And by “intellectually stimulating” I mean “will...

]]> 1.1258610 Mon, 8 Mar 2010 00:03:07 -0500 <![CDATA[Las vacaciones mas esperadas]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/las-vacaciones-mas-esperadas-1.1258603

By: Laura Mannino



Ya casi hemos llegado. El punto medio del año. La semana para relajarse, dormir, comer cosas deliciosas, divertirse, y la semana en cuál nos olvidamos de la tarea, los exámenes y la universidad. Las vacaciones de la primavera. Marzo e...

]]> 1.1258603 Sun, 7 Mar 2010 23:53:10 -0500 <![CDATA[Hit me baby, one more time]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/hit-me-baby-one-more-time-1.1223322

By: Erica Andrist



I’m a 19 year-old straight guy who really likes getting a good spanking.  The problem is, I can’t find any women who would actually like to spank me... Do you have any suggestions about where or how to meet women who could be into spankin...

]]> 1.1223322 Fri, 5 Mar 2010 00:01:57 -0500 <![CDATA[Cash rules everything around me (CREAM)]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/cash-rules-everything-around-me-cream-1.1223315

By: Andrew Lahr



Cash. Duckets. Cabbage. Greenbacks. Only a substance of utmost importance in society would deserve so many titles. The other day I was sitting around doing some serious thinking, and I got to wondering about money, or a world without it, rather. Seriously...

]]> 1.1223315 Thu, 4 Mar 2010 23:57:14 -0500 <![CDATA[Overheard in Madison March 9-16]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/overheard-in-madison-march-9-16-1.1222177

By:



Look for your posts next Tuesday on Page 2!...

]]> 1.1222177 Thu, 4 Mar 2010 03:51:01 -0500 <![CDATA[New Beer Thursday: O'So Brewing Company's Night Train]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/new-beer-thursday-o-so-brewing-company-s-night-train-1.1222164

By: Anthony Cefali



O’So Brewing Company’s Night Train is incredibly candid. The minimalist label outlines the tastes to come, guiding your palate with mainstay descriptors like “complex” and “bold” as well as more esoteric ones like &ldqu...

]]> 1.1222164 Thu, 4 Mar 2010 03:28:50 -0500 <![CDATA[Death of English major slow, metaphorical]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/death-of-english-major-slow-metaphorical-1.1222163

By: Jon Spike



Yeah, I’m an English major. Oh, good one. A book snob joke. Does your deadbeat auto mechanic uncle write all your jokes for you? Haha, a crack about my outfit. Yeah, so I’m wearing a turtleneck sweater and drinking tea. LOTS OF PEOPLE WEAR THI...

]]> 1.1222163 Thu, 4 Mar 2010 03:26:41 -0500 <![CDATA[If it’s ‘As Seen On TV,’ it’s made for Levy]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/if-it-s-as-seen-on-tv-it-s-made-for-levy-1.1218774

By: Jillian Levy



Some people don’t understand the value of commercials. These people believe they should be able to watch their favorite TV shows or sporting teams play without interruption. But not me. I see the real beauty in commercials. Not only do they provide ...

]]> 1.1218774 Tue, 2 Mar 2010 22:33:30 -0500 <![CDATA[Deer Cardinal Week 7]]> http://www.dailycardinal.com/page-two/deer-cardinal-week-7-1.1218767

By: The Daily Cardinal


 Deer Cardinal— I was at a party last week, and some guys were talking about music. I thought I knew something about music, but when I went to talk to them, I got laughed at. Apparently Weezer aren’t as cool as they used to be. Any sugges...

]]> 1.1218767 Tue, 2 Mar 2010 22:29:18 -0500