1. “Why so Syrian?”
-Trump advisor
2. “They may take our wives, but then we’ll have our freedom.”
-Repressed Scottish husband
3. “I will grind you, and I will grill you.”
-Excited chef
4. “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the terrorist in the mall?”
-Proactive security guard
5. “We’re gonna need a bigger goat.”
-Farmer
6. “Dead-ass done chose poorly.”
-Dude who picked wrong Holy Grail
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7. “Go ahead, pull my sleigh.”
-Santa
8. “Beat me up, Scotty.”
-BDSM astronaut
9. “Follow the yellow South American poison toad.”
-Amazonian tour guide
10. “Just keep swimming.”
-Climate refugees
11. “If you build it, they won’t come in.”
-Donald Trump
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